13 Reasons Why You Should Definitely Be A Business Major

1. You had a lemonade stand and you jacked up the prices.

 

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2. You frequently negotiated an allowance raise.

 

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3. Suits were your superhero’s spandex.

 

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4. You were always club treasurer – mainly so you could touch and count money.

 

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5. You were always the only one with the patience to play monopoly.

 

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6. You learned early on to prioritize.

 

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7.  Your confidence comes from your ability to prove things with a PowerPoint visual or graph.

 

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8.  And authority comes from having a presentation clicker in your hands.

 

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9. An internship offer from any Wall Street company more than makes up for the Hogwarts letter you never got.

 

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1o. Because now you’re neck deep in another kind of paper.

 

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11. You are single minded in the best sort of way.

 

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12. Your hero is Warren Buffett – or at least that’s what you tell interviewers.

 

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13. And of course:

 

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  • MD

    Recommended reading: The Power of Half by Kevin Salwen.